What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 07:47
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why do people have polyamorous relationships?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.